Bumps is a random collection of sayings that appeal to me. That, and the fact that they must fit on a bumper sticker, are the only things they have in common. Enjoy.
Bump 1
God has all the power that love has.
Bump 2
God blesses God's work done God's way.
Bump 3
Christ's body doing Christ's work with Christ's heart.
Bump 4
Why is there not another word for "synonym?"
Bump 5
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps sky diving isn't for you.
Bump 6
People without psychological problems are just not normal.
Bump 7
Live from a centre which is centred in God.
Bump 8
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Bump 9
Eat right. Keep fit. Die anyway.
Bump 10
No justice without joy; no duty without delight; no service without satisfaction.
Bump 11
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Bump 12
I find it impossible to really say how amazingly fantastic "hyperbole" truly is.
Bump 13
Loving God leads to loving who God loves the way God loves.
Bump 14
When you are in a crazy making situation, the only sane response is to go crazy.
Bump 15
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Bump 16
Life is hard then you die.
Bump 17
No matter where you go, there you are.
Bump 18
Faith without fruitfulness is just a good idea.
Bump 19
The Way of Jesus is not a belief, vision, faith or inspiration; it is practice, practice, practice.
Bump 20
Faith must be expressed to be experienced, and experienced to be known, and known to be trusted.
Bump 21
A life aligned with God's heart is a blessing.
Bump 22
There are at least two ways to go crazy:
1. Leave into God's hands the work that only you can do; or
2. Take into your own hands the work that only God can do.
Sanity is knowing which is which.
Bump 23
Saying you're spiritual but don't like organized religion is like saying
you're romantic but don't like dating.
Bump 24
Walk a mile in their shoes before criticizing someone;
That way you will be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes!
Bump 25
Just dabble! (Fie on Nike!)
(All the credit for this one goes to Jenny Hall, The Globe and Mail, January 1, 2008, The Life Section Essay.)
Bump 26
I have not yet begun to procrastinate!
Bump 27
Did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
Bump 28
When I asked someone what "luddite" meant, they told me to Google it.
